1. Senior Quotes?

    The first two would be ideal, but for obvious reasons, I can’t use them.

    “Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life” -Trainspotting

    “ Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?” -Heathers 

    “I’ll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do…suspect me. They’re probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I’m not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching, they’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say, “Why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly…”  -Norma Bates (Psycho)

    “Sabrina don’t just stare at it, eat it” -American Psycho

    “There is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can’t be improved with pizza.” -Daria

    “It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness…we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all going direct the other way…” - A Tale of Two Cities

    “I am cool and that is it, and everyone else is full of… full of… full of…self esteem!” -Daria

    “My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I’d have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew… ” -Heathers



    2. 4 months ago  Notes (2)
      1. casnisseverdean said: I like the pizza one, but that would definitely make you look like a fatass, lol
      2. mixedkid posted this